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Kelin Brace
I have bad taste.
johnXjackson IS BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER. DIG IT. DOWLOAD IT AT OUR BANDCAMP PAGE.
I’m happy to present:
ONE SHELL, TWO SHELL, RED SHELL, BLUE SHELL
Grab your cart, start your engines,
Three, two, one, time to go.
Make my way through Choco Mountain,
Dodging penguins in the snow.
Boardwalk thick with bat shit,
Drift around every Thwomp,
Jumping over lava pits,
What the fuck? Chain chomp.
Got my item box, who knows what’s inside,
Better hit the gas, there’s no where to hide.
Red shell coming straight for you.
Blue shell: first place there’s nothing you can do.
Mario and Luigi cruising in the Turbo Birdo,
Gonna push it to the max,
See how fast this kart can go.
Drifting through the first turn
To get that extra boost flame.
Nana peel, Koopa shells,
I gotta hit the fucking brakes.
Baby’s right behind me
Catching up in the Barrel Train.
I can take him out,
I’ll drop a fake box in his lane.
Wrong way.
Lakitu, I would be so lost without you.
Dream team: Baby Weegee, Bowser Junior,
Cruising in first in the fucking Turbo Blooper.
Sick and tired of falling off Rainbow Road,
Prepare yourself to get destroyed,
Battle mode.The Lakitu part is the best.
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I’d have to say my favorite parts were “Wrong Way” and “Oh”
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The Lakitu part is
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